dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

natalieironside:

wizardlyghost:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

I think that the whole point is to be basically decent to each other and to eat good food

Art, family, doing gay shit with ur friends, agreeable work, and soup. That’s it.

also sleepytime

And sleepytime

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

No specific autism symptom is exclusive to any one “level” of autism

Bodyminds do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of what level autism your diagnostic paperwork says you have

tejoxys:

teaboot:

beowulf22121:

queerce:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

derinthemadscientist:

wetorturedsomefolks:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

I want bioluminescence

Sonar

Flared webbing would be nice

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perfectlyripeclementine:

calling my lover “mine” but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else’s, “mine” like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. “mine” not like possession but devotion.